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My friends with slow npc cars lowkey agitate me when they complain about slow drivers. Nigga your whole car is mine at 40% throttle
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Anonymous 2d

I stand by the saying that driving a slow car fast is more fun than driving a fast car slow. Also I think this is mostly about people who camp the left lane going 60.

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Anonymous 1d

You genuinely cannot be serious with this bro holy shit 😭if by some grace of god you aren't lying on the internet about being a homeowner, which I’m nearly positive you are, I'd bet my entire 401K, IRA, and HYSA on you living in a neighborhood that looks exactly like the one in Vivarium based off of this take

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Anonymous 2d

Nobody cares that you have an Ioniq bro

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Anonymous 2d

We’re not talking about breaking the sound barrier we just want people to know their place on a multi lane highway 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

I drive electric bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2d

Just highbeam spam and hold the horn bro

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Nah, with how insane people are nowadays I’m not risking getting shot over a lane camper

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

This whole post makes sense now

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

I’m choosing to hope OP isn’t talking about “npc cars” while driving a Tesla lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

That’s what I’m sayin. More Teslas sold the past 2 years than Honda civics and bros talking about npc cars 💔🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Have you realized a large majority of those are ride share, you have Teslas driven by humans and then you have npc teslas driven by subhuman taxi drivers in nyc

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

So just get armed 😭😭. Literally no excuse unless you have a medical marijuana card

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Yea that’s bc poorons just buy old civics and keep them together with duct tape, used cars really need to be banned unless they are like a high value/collector car

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Anonymous 2d

I genuinely can’t tell if you’re being serious with these takes or not

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Let’s not compare a whole brand to one brands specific models sales of course the numbers are gonna be skewed when you skew how you measure it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Model Y specifically now that you brought it up. I can count at least 10 every time I go out. No one thinks twice about you on the road

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Yea but those are the old pre facelift model y, how many junipers do you see. I see less than 10 in a hour and a half commute

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Just as many. Same as the highland model 3 vs pre facelift model 3. The literal definition of npc cars. They make great daily drivers don’t get me wrong, nothing wrong driving common traffic

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Is that the model with the straight across headlight? I cannot stand that look 😭 there is not a single car on the market that looks good with that shit. Plus the overinflated roof gives me VW beetle vibes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

When I fly by they think about me, when I yell at shitty TLC drivers who cut off that I hope their whole family passes on yea people think about me buddy, this the opposite of an npc car, this a free will car nigga

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Oh brother 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Bro a clapped out 328i is more npc than anything. Being able to afford a 2026 ev is legit the opposite of npc, poor people driving clapped out Nissan(inf = niss) Toyotas and Hondas

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Ohhh I see who I’m talking to now. Did you have a charger or Altima before?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Are npcs

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

No I’m just high as fuck and didn’t type coherently I meant a clapped out 328i is more npc then a Tesla bc it’s like the affordable bmw

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

If you’re saying infinity = Nissan then you gotta say that Lexus = Toyota and Acura = Honda. Also if you wanna talk about the juniper specifically I still see more junipers than Type Rs so by you’re definition the Tesla is the NPC car

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Nah I hate those lakieschas and Tyrone’s that drive them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

High cost car ≠ a special car or non-npc. You just have an expensive npc car dawg, nothing wrong with that if that’s what you like

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

It’s fine bro. Take a breath and slow down typing. No need to get emotional lil man

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2d

Affordable and performance =npc not common = npc. Also yea I forgot to include Lexus Acura Mitsubishi Scion Suzuki, Subaru, Mazda

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Ok so tell a non npc car besides a tesla

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Common and performance*

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

And Tesla does fall into the affordable and performance category

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2d

BMW only with an m, a track hawk, or an audi with an rsq at the beginning

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Anonymous 2d

They literally go for $300/month brand new

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Anonymous 2d

I don’t go around wanting to kill people tbh. Crazy thought I know.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

Or like driving a Peterbilt for recreational purposes just the cab part of it no trailer would be pretty non npc

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

I genuinely hope you’re just fkn around rn

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2d

Yea for a model 3 single motor non premium trim, that’s the npc variant, I’m talking dual motor with acceleration boost or performance variant

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 2d

Im not an npc I dont buy cars from Asia

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Oh wait, you have a Tesla??? And you’re saying you’re NOT an NPC? Everyone, point and laugh

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 1d

Tesla = home owner, gas car = pooron apartment liver

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 1d

You drive a Volvo 😭😭 gay ass legacy auto

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 1d

Also I bought this shit because Elon did the salute, opposite of npc shit bro

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

So you’re not only a cuck for Elon, but a Nazi cuck? Crazy thing to brag about big dog. I’m sure your therapist makes BANK off of how miserable your life is

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 1d

Turns out he’s the biggest npc of them all. TikTok diddled his underdeveloped brain

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Anonymous replying to -> bolbo 1d

Therapy’s for gaybois

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Someone should diddle your children

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

I’m tryna grab ya chodewallet I can dump my crump in

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

How are you still going on about this man

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Bc I got a time out so I had to continue

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

God forbid mods allow a visceral debate

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