Once in a Barnes and nobles a man in a black trenchcoat came up to me while I was reading a few pages of Brand New World, and proceeds to tell me to call him if I “need a hot, well-read mortician” and handed me his number on a McDonald’s receipt.
I’m actually cackling. Idk if I would be concerned or charmed. I used to work at a Barnes and my stalker was a guy with a grill who always pretended to read in the self help section.
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Anonymous1d
oh that’s—
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Anonymous1d
Kms BRAVE* new world
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Anonymous1d
That’s the dream
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Anonymous1d
…that’s a threat right?
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Anonymous15h
don’t be shy drop the number
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Anonymous#21d
I fear it didn’t work on me, but I’m not sure if that’s just because I’m a lesbian. If a hot lady mortician did the same I might’ve been charmed ngl