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Master Plan for 2026: 1. Hack into booktok authors laptop minutes before publication. 2. Use Find and Replace tool to swap out “Billionaire” and “Hockey” with “Autistic” and “Weight lifting” 3. Instantly become the ideal man for romance novel readers
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Anonymous 2w

I call foul, nobody likes me and my two personality traits are autistic and weightlifting.

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Anonymous 2w

Some sentences would be like “The autistic entered the rink to watch his favorite weight lifting team win the Stanley cup” 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

Great, now kiss!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

can we get married

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2w

That’s why we have to enact my plan, then everyone will like you!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2w

I think I get it. If romantic stories about B and H cause readers to romanticize B and H; then Romantic stories about A and W will cause readers to romanticize B and W. Those are equivalent in form so I guess that would follow. There is a way.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2w

Ykw fuck yeah

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