Like we’ve got Mr. Hide-your-life-threatening-pregnancy-complications, Mr. I-have-to-spend-a-life-shackled-to-you, and now Mr. My-brothers-got-your-sisters-for-mates-and-I-think-you’re-pretty-fuckable-too-tbh. Guys I’m not seeing the appeal here

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I owe SJM for getting me back into reading, but the more I read the more I realize how poorly written the ACOTAR series is

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My biggest issue is that they never have any actual consequences

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Lucien Vanserra comes in clutch for the billionth time as the only valid man in that series. Other men who I think are cool: Eris Vanserra, Tarquin, Helion, Thesan, and Kallias. Eris because he’s a gay-coded petty bitch who also hates Rhysand. Tarquin because he’s hot and hates Rhysand/Feyre. Helion is hot and a bisexual icon. Thesan just wants his husband and his fish and I respect the fuck outta that. And Kallias is obsessed with his wife, and I’m just such a slut for best friends to lovers

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