Idk why this reminded me but in bootcamp obviously you all gotta shower together and you see a LOT of dick. Really bolsters your ego if you’re endowed. But there was this one corn fed motherfucker who I just instantly thought “THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE THING TO WALK WITH” because of how ridiculously huge it was. Think that was the moment I realized I shouldn’t give a fuck about size cause while I’m doing well for myself there’s always someone who is doing so well it’s a curse.

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