Mashed potatoes in the yard

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lick a jolly rancher and stick that shit to his windshield

112

eggs are too expensive use smth cheaper and smellier

58

No, take the high road, you don’t need to hurt them

51

Glitter. Anywhere. Anyhow. It’ll never ever leave

39

Nah, its not worth it

38

Do the dog poop prank (light bag of it a fire then knock on there door. When they step on the bag to put the fire out, they’ll just end up stepping on the poop)

23

Yes

20

Get with one of their parents 😁

18

yes let me join

12

fully support do it

10

Absofuckinglutley

9

bologna on the windows/windshield

8

Do it do it

8

Before you do hypothetically you need plausible deniability. Leave your phone behind at your apartment

7

no use malatovs

7

thank u comments i now have ideas for my exs house…

6

Depends how much I hate him eggs are really hard to scrub off but really satisfying ngl

6

Poop in a paper bag, and set it on fire at their doorstep. Knock on the door and run

6

Egg their car and pour flour on it 😏

6

can you do mine too while you’re at it

5

Dead fish in the AC vents

5

Nah. Just grab her silverware and stick them all over the lawn in random spots so that asshole of a landscaper who’s been trimming her hedges on the side gets an explosive response 😏

4

YESS

4

Definitely weld the car doors shut with a car battery!!

4

Egg the car when it’s gonna be a hot day

4

Yes but eggs are expensive

3

yes

3

YES and put bologne slices on their car!!!

3

Is that going to help?

3

Nah… Fuck his dad.

2

That’s a mature move

2

Yes.

2

Am I invited?

2

what did they do i need to know the tea

1

Rewire her car horn to her turn signal.

1

Yes for Dolly

1

Yes

1

Yo put me in the case file

1

Yes

1

Post it

1

he’ll fucking yes

1

Research what mark rober has done and do something similar

1

Yes

1

Yes definitely

1

Yes and put it on your story

1

Yes

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Yes

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Record me smashing it and then send it to him… you really want to get back at him

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So he can have you arrested for vandalism and or harassment.

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