Mashed potatoes in the yard

157

lick a jolly rancher and stick that shit to his windshield

98

eggs are too expensive use smth cheaper and smellier

55

No, take the high road, you don’t need to hurt them

49

Glitter. Anywhere. Anyhow. It’ll never ever leave

36

Nah, its not worth it

35

Do the dog poop prank (light bag of it a fire then knock on there door. When they step on the bag to put the fire out, they’ll just end up stepping on the poop)

22

Yes

16

Get with one of their parents 😁

15

yes let me join

10

fully support do it

10

You should do everything these people in the comment said in honor of Dolly Parton and just leave a photo of her on a popsicle stick in the front yard

10

bologna on the windows/windshield

8

Wait let’s go

8

Do it do it

7

no use malatovs

7

Before you do hypothetically you need plausible deniability. Leave your phone behind at your apartment

6

Depends how much I hate him eggs are really hard to scrub off but really satisfying ngl

6

Poop in a paper bag, and set it on fire at their doorstep. Knock on the door and run

6

Egg their car and pour flour on it 😏

6

can you do mine too while you’re at it

5

Absofuckinglutley

5

thank u comments i now have ideas for my exs house…

4

Egg the car when it’s gonna be a hot day

4

Nah. Just grab her silverware and stick them all over the lawn in random spots so that asshole of a landscaper who’s been trimming her hedges on the side gets an explosive response 😏

3

YESS

3

Yes but eggs are expensive

3

yes

3

Definitely weld the car doors shut with a car battery!!

3

YES and put bologne slices on their car!!!

3

Is that going to help?

3

That’s a mature move

3

Yes.

2

what did they do i need to know the tea

1

Nah… Fuck his dad.

1

Rewire her car horn to her turn signal.

1

yes

1

Yes for Dolly

1

Yes

1

Yo put me in the case file

1

Yes

1

Post it

1

he’ll fucking yes

1

Research what mark rober has done and do something similar

1

Yes

1

Yes

0

Record me smashing it and then send it to him… you really want to get back at him

-1

So he can have you arrested for vandalism and or harassment.

-5

You should cum on her face again.

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