taker her hostage and ransom her for the amount it would cost for your ideal date

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So many ways. Just walk up to her and say “you suck, don’t call me.” and then give her your number so she can block you. So fuck with her head. Ask her to marry you. Just scare her off from the get go. But if she says yes and marry her and then leave to get milk and never come back.

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Why would you

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don’t

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