Start wearing a bald cap wherever they’re around. Say “it’s balding time” and slip it on.

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say its burned badly from a fire and cant feel a thing

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Adopt a kid together

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Become Republican

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say your gay

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none of ur friends like u romantically ur too ugly and apparently self centered too ur delusional maybe if u were pretty ur friends wld actually like u romantically but u js delusional rn

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I would definitely say try communication first. Like if they don’t respond to you straight up telling them that you’re not interested, you might have to go a step further and tell them that the friendship won’t survive if they keep acting the same way. I can understand that sometimes you don’t want to talk to a friend about this topic because it might break up the friendship, but you’ll have to weigh the pros and cons. It comes down to changing the people around you, not changing yourself.

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fuck them then leave them

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Don’t have friends idk

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Eat them. Or be really creepy and perverted

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It’s you. Your behavior is demonstrating beyond friendship Everytime you find yourself in this situation. Victim.

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