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Bad Advice 9w
this girl I hooked up with said she didn’t like that my dick had a foreskin what do I do
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Anonymous 9w

she was just disappointed it wasn’t a fiveskin. just bread it in the deep fryer next time and you’ll have better luck

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Anonymous 9w

Snip snip. Scissors or xacto is the question.

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Anonymous 9w

Never too late for a circumcision

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Anonymous 9w

Why should you conform to what other people want? If you like your foreskin than keep it and find someone who doesn’t mind

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Anonymous 9w

Real G’s know uncut is >

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Anonymous 9w

Deport her to Israel

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Anonymous 9w

She’s lame then lol guys with uncut dicks are superior!! The smell, taste and the crazy amount of precum is insanely hot . Guys who are cut don’t even feel as much anymore and they’re all so dried up😭😭😭

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Anonymous 9w

Tell her to her shit loose

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Anonymous 9w

Tell her that if she doesn’t appreciate it then you will take it to someone who will!

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Anonymous 9w

Maybe your outie an innie.

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Anonymous 2w

cut it off😊

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Anonymous 9w

How do I look guys

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

my whole dick? balls too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

noooo but I like my anteater :(

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Yup. Whole thing. Chop

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9w

I second this

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 9w

y’all chill it’s called bad advice for a reason

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

how will I fuck girls then?

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

how do I do that? I need more instructions

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

strap them, then you can have as many skins as you want

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

bread it with any technique. this will normally incinerate your dick, though, so follow this method to restore it: sacrifice a chicken in a backyard (not necessarily yours) and cover your crotch in its blood. eye for an eye, a cock for a cock. it’ll heal into a working fiveskin in five days your first time, but if you do it regularly then you can have fiveskin sex nightly.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Adorable name for it im stealing thag

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Lmao forgot where I was

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 9w

also call it a hoodie

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

I have the urge to flirt in the nastiest gayest yet no direction desiring way possible can i

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 9w

go ahead man I’m bi

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

I DIDNT. EVEN. SEE. THE THREAD. 😭🔫

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Can I pull ur hoodie back just enough for a lil forehead kiss? Or: can i give ur little anteater a snout kiss

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 9w

that’d be nice

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 9w

this is not bad advice lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 9w

?

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 9w

What is bro doing here

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Who is bro is like you are not serious 🧐

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 9w

you is bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

You are a bro not me stop fooling around me

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 9w

your sentences aren’t even coherent lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 9w

Thanks lol I genuinely appreciate this but this forum is bad advice lol

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Anonymous replying to -> loosecannonn 9w

u cut or uncut lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

I’m uncut 😤😤

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 2w

ouch it’s hurting does that mean I’m doing it right

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