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how tf do you make friends?
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Anonymous 24w

Eat their lunch directly off their plate every day. Without asking. And if they reach for yours throw it across the room without looking or reacting, pretend you didn’t do it.

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Anonymous 24w

Watch them and learn everything

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Anonymous 24w

Sit on them

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Anonymous 24w
post
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Anonymous 24w

physically abuse and then gaslight them!! at least, that always works for me

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Anonymous 24w

Trauma bond

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Anonymous 24w

have u ever read/watched Frankenstein? it worked for him

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 24w

Then date their sister

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 24w

do you think pissing in their book bag and then dating their mom would also be an appropriate way to befriend someone?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 24w

Yes 100%

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