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how tf do you make friends?
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Anonymous 5w

Eat their lunch directly off their plate every day. Without asking. And if they reach for yours throw it across the room without looking or reacting, pretend you didn’t do it.

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Anonymous 4w

Watch them and learn everything

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Anonymous 5w

Sit on them

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Anonymous 4w
post
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Anonymous 5w

physically abuse and then gaslight them!! at least, that always works for me

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Anonymous 4w

Trauma bond

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Anonymous 4w

have u ever read/watched Frankenstein? it worked for him

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Then date their sister

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

do you think pissing in their book bag and then dating their mom would also be an appropriate way to befriend someone?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Yes 100%

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