Eat their lunch directly off their plate every day. Without asking. And if they reach for yours throw it across the room without looking or reacting, pretend you didn’t do it.
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Anonymous43w
Watch them and learn everything
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Anonymous43w
Sit on them
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Anonymous43w
physically abuse and then gaslight them!! at least, that always works for me
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Anonymous43w
Trauma bond
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Anonymous43w
have u ever read/watched Frankenstein? it worked for him
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Anonymous#143w
Then date their sister
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Anonymous#143w
do you think pissing in their book bag and then dating their mom would also be an appropriate way to befriend someone?