Eat their lunch directly off their plate every day. Without asking. And if they reach for yours throw it across the room without looking or reacting, pretend you didn’t do it.
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Anonymous24w
Watch them and learn everything
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Anonymous24w
Sit on them
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Anonymous24w
physically abuse and then gaslight them!! at least, that always works for me
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Anonymous24w
Trauma bond
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Anonymous24w
have u ever read/watched Frankenstein? it worked for him
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Anonymous#124w
Then date their sister
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Anonymous#124w
do you think pissing in their book bag and then dating their mom would also be an appropriate way to befriend someone?