Fugg them start flirting with a politician

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Seduce all of their parents

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Start drama on social media by vaguely sneak dissing your bf and wait for each of them to come try and fix the situation (try to get at least $30 bucks out of each of them)

24

Reap their souls and make the ultimate chimera bf

14

Fuck more men and get more boyfriends

14

I’m fucking HERE for these comments i love yall 🤣

10

Plural 😭

2

Scream at each one uncontrollably and tell them u r fine should they ask whats wrong

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