make sure you two def haven’t had any talks about whether you want to marry each other. Make sure this is the first time you have even brought up marriage

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Don’t do anything too special, girls hate that. Just take her to a fast food joint to ask. Quick, easy, cheap. What more could you ask for

4

Put the ring on your mouth and spit in the ass hole, they love that shit.

4

Force her to get on one knee then propose with tears

3

Propose to her best friend

3

Here’s what to say: I’m surely not unfond of you (insert GF name here), I’ll tell you what

2

wait 15 more years before even entertaining wedding plans

2

RKO her in front of her parents make out with her mom and propose to her dad

2

Don’t

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