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Ever been so friendless you contemplated suicide because your funeral would be like your first party
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Anonymous 4w

The #1 thing I learned was to love my own company/love myself and the right people will come

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Anonymous 4w

Yeah, pretty often. My mom told me straight up that if I die before her she won’t do an obituary or a funeral because it would be a waste of money (I have no friends and most of my extended family is already dead, so it’d be like 10 people tops)

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Anonymous 4w

No one knows how to celebrate at a funeral. I already directed half my life insurance to my friend and sad make it an absolute banger open bar etc. since I was 18

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

If you’re conventionally attractive/can mask well enough, yes. The rest of us are doomed lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

That’s cunt shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

has your mom tried throwing herself out a window i think she should

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