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A girl buys a vibrator its naughty fun but when I order my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge and a nondrip semen collection tray im the perv
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Anonymous 1w

one replicates a dong and the other is an entire human replica….. to you, that’s the same thing….. this is a joke but you’ve given something away here and want to study you like a lab monkey 👹🔬

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Anonymous 1w

Have you noticed they don’t make male sex dolls? They just make dildos

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Anonymous 1w

Bro…I think if you wanted a vibe it’d still be naughty fun..but that’s a whole different beast

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Anonymous 1w

this is a classic

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Anonymous 1w

Oh yeah I saw this same tweet years ago

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Anonymous 1w

Why not just get some pussy instead of having to use too many words and grammar to explain a fucking fuck doll smh

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Anonymous 1w

That’s just sad man

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Not even, if my bullet vibrator replicates a penis then that’s one tiny sad penis

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Hey now micropeens exist!! You’re right tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

That’s because that’s all men are good at

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

yes they do

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