The pain

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it was a 9am booty call, his dick fucking stank, told me “i actually don’t eat pussy because of the hair” even though he had a whole rainforest down there, and also revealed that he didn’t actually want to have sex because he was becoming a born again virgin

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He forgot he took my virginity after a two year gap where we did zero penetration, just bloejobs a few times a yr

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Threw up on it

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A guy came over two nights in a row. The second was meant to make up for the first night. Both times he couldn’t get it up. Second night I thought greeting him in a lingerie dress would help…instead he said “wow. Before I get to you I gotta call my dad and show him your backyard he wants to see it.” And then couldn’t get it up and played a guitar. Badly. Instead

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She frew up

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