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Most random reason for not getting pregnant/having kids? Mine is I don’t want to throw up. (I haven’t in 6.5 years, in a few months I will have officially made it through my teens with only throwing up once). I don’t want to lose that flex lol.
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Anonymous 10w

My reason: Unless I’m rich, it means I’d have to have sex with a man 🥴

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Anonymous 10w

Mine is I’d be an abusive mom. I’m too emotionally reactive to be a safe place for children’s emotions

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Anonymous 10w

Mine is that I don’t want to become fat

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Anonymous 10w

terrified of an ugly baby it literally keeps me up at night

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Anonymous 10w

I’d be an awful mother

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Anonymous 10w

i don’t wanna stop drinking for that long 😭 i’m not a crazy drinker but i love beer and need a couple drinks to feel totally relaxed and social in most social settings

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Anonymous 10w

I honestly don’t want my be big and I don’t want to be insecure and work out and lose weight while also having a newborn and everything else in life. I’ve already lost like 80 pounds total over my life. It is hard and I am DONE please.

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Anonymous 10w

The long leg and long torso thing is so funny to me. Like tell me why I’ll be sitting next to my friend and she looks three inches taller than me. Then the second we stand up she’s eight inches taller 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

I love when people have this self awareness about themselves

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Well for the low low price of (a minimum of) $400 you can do it artificially by yourself at home

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

This is the winning comment fr. I’m def very ugly-average and like conventionally unattractive people. Poor kid would be screwed

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

I feel like I’m pretty but I have those features that don’t mix well with others. I like tall guys and I’m a tall girl and I fear my children will be too long I can’t explain it 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

But how do you know it’ll work ?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 10w

And that’s because I’m a very selfish introvert

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 10w

The “I’d fuck up my kids” is such a valid answer that I don’t hear enough. The self awareness is amazing

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Anonymous replying to -> hellraiser 10w

See I love the small things like this. For people who enjoy having a drink (even socially) that must be pretty difficult

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

The way pregnancy changes the body is crazy. After being pregnant with my sister my mom is now allergic to gluten and dairy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

EXACTLY. Also there’s a thing in my family where you just become diabetic when you’re pregnant which sounds like it sucks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Thanks for recognizing this and protecting those around you. But I have to ask. Is anyone gaslighting you? Sometimes people are led to believe they are unstable, when really it is because they live with a manipulative person that tells them this all the time.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Oh there are studies on pregnancy without penetration. Some women don’t do sex because it’s painful, and have their guy ejaculate in their general direction. If semen contacts vaginal fluid at the opening, sperm can swim to egg.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Farmers artificially inseminate animals by collecting semen from horny males, putting it in a vial with a tube, and squeezing the contents into a female. You might be able to pay some guy to do this.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Essentially, turkey baste yourself with semen. Happy thanksgiving ❤️

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

Yeah my friend is into shorter guys. She’s 6’2” so it’s probably good we don’t have a bunch of free range giants

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

Gestational diabetes?? Freaks me out so much. Like I would love to be a mom, but I don’t want to be pregnant

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

It’s essentially diy ivf, but like way more safisticated than I’m portraying it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Ngl i also don’t even want to be a mom. I am a horrible teacher, and have no patience for people making mistakes in my space. I have ocd and things have to be done specifc ways and in specific spots and I know a child would destroy that

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10w

I have this weird understanding in my mind with children. I am able to be more patient with them than adults, but I can still hit my max. I have been working with (young) kids since I started high school. I love it, but know it’s not for everyone

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 10w

Good for you!! That would be awful. I already struggle to lose weight and could not imagine trying with all of the post partum hormones

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 10w

Thank you for asking! And it’s a mix of both. Family environment (got out but carried some REALLY unhealthy survival tools) working on all of them but my first instinct is still to scream/destroy the thing/person who has hurt me (even a perceived hurt). Feeling safe and having a dependable routine is very comforting but I’m still unable to navigate sudden changes

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

I’d rather not😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Children aren’t known for their predictablity. I’m glad you’re able to see this in yourself. Too many people don’t take this into consideration when having kids

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

as a fellow tall girl with a tall guy our kids will be insane athletes dw

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 10w

or they could be freakishly looooong. Think about it 😰

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

what does this even mean lol do u consider models or nba players to be freakishly long or

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 10w

My guess is they mean lanky? Or maybe you’ll have long babies since they’re measured as inches long at birth

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

mmm maybe but i’m very tall and so are my siblings but we were small to slightly above average size as babies, as for lanky u can just work out

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

you know when someone has a long face and a long neck and a long torso and long legs? most tall people have 2/4 of these, anything more and you start looking otherworldly yk?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10w

i dont think ive ever seen anyone like that idk, i personally just have long legs

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Anonymous replying to -> twirling_tornado 10w

I can kinda see what u mean but i feel like that would just be proportional?

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