Had to call an ambulance at a Halloween party my roommates and I hosted

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Idk about worst, but funny. Coming back to my dorm there was this girl outside the building with an Amazon crusader helmet and sword allowing/denying access to the door. Was sloshed

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Almost got the cops called on me because I was just trying to get my now drunk ex back to her apartment and I was holding her upright because she was that drunk. I don't blame the dude for looking at me weirdly with suspicion when I asked if he could open the door for me. So I could get her all the way back to her apartment and in bed to sleep it off.

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My friend picked up 2 girls at the club, I’m in a relationship so I told him I’m not tryna drive them, he still put them in my car and they were fucking nasty. The girl in the passenger seat was drunk out of her mind and vomited inside and outside the truck which got on my friends face. We took them back to their dorm to drop them off and be done with them but my friend wanted to go inside with them, I said he’d lose his ride if he did becusse we are not trying to go inside with them, he ended

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