nobody tell op about waterproof makeup 🤫 let him think they're naturally that hot when they swim and look the same 😭
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Anonymous13h
and what if she's not comfortable wearing a bikini on the first date
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Anonymous7h
Straight up, as a gay dude, I wonder if straight guys like this even like women
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Anonymous6h
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Anonymous4h
As a straight guy- you’re absolutely disgusting. Every woman is beautiful no matter her face, her body, what she wears, etc.
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Anonymous#113h
Not on the first date
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Anonymous#113h
She doesn’t have to wear a bikini. There are other swimsuits…
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Anonymous#411h
i could’ve sworn “take her swimming on the first date” was something we left in 2013. am i getting old? is this like gen alpha? like?
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Anonymous#211h
She shows up in this. What do you do?
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Anonymous#511h
i thought that too. history doesn't repeat but it most certainly rhymes 😂
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Anonymous#511h
all these young men are hearing generationally outdated misogyny for the first time and running with it because they weren't alive to see the men in their lineage get dragged and shit on for those same brainless takes
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Anonymous#511h
and part of why i suspect it's young men is because they won't have dated enough women who know makeup to know that there's waterproof everything and women have been coming up with solutions to keep their makeup right for generations
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Anonymous#59h
Bro Gen Alpha is barely old enough to understand this
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Anonymous#89h
then why are we reverting to 13 year old jokes?
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Anonymous#58h
Bro idk, I’m just pointing out they’re still children.
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Anonymouspirosnake8h
Marrying her and buying a matching one
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Anonymous#98h
nothing y’all love more than jessica w her quirky lorax costume! u can’t take her anywhere! 😝