census on Sidechat | For Men Only: You get $1Mil but an indestructible snail spawns within 1mile of you. It always knows where you are, and always moves toward you. If it touches you, you die. Do you take the money?

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For Men Only: You get $1Mil but an indestructible snail spawns within 1mile of you. It always knows where you are, and always moves toward you. If it touches you, you die. Do you take the money?

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I’m a woman/NB

133 votes

Anonymous 2d

I’m moving in two weeks so I’ll be fine

Anonymous 2d

$1 million is nowhere near enough to deal with that

Anonymous 18h

Million dollars and I get to die when the snail knows where I am hell yeah

Anonymous 17h

At max speed the snail will take at least 33 hours to reach me. I can get a jar, a box, and a shipping label in that time. I can catch it and ship it to china, never to see it again. Or if I don’t want ti risk it, use the money to retire safely in Europe.

Anonymous 3h

yes. i'll just trap it in a jar

Anonymous

pirosnake 17h

Presuming the snail is move through the ocean through some magic property we give it, you would have to worry about it reaching you in a few thousand days if you moved to Europe.

Anonymous

#5 16h

The prompt said indescribable, not that it couldn’t be stopped. If the snail tried to cross an ocean it would reach where the water pressure exceeds its ability to move and it would get stuck.

Anonymous

pirosnake 16h

I took always moves towards you to be an absolute rule that would even cover like space travel

Anonymous

#5 16h

You could put it on like a turntable and it would always be pointing toward you but not getting closer

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Anonymous

#5 16h

Wait. That’s actually kind of clever.