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Why do all guys joke that their dick is small? You can't ALL have small dicks, right???
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Anonymous 5w

Honestly we joke about having a behemoth too

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Anonymous 5w

So Behemoth is a massive monster that rules the land. For some reason when I looked up a picture this heavily pregnant elephant showed up so have fun with that.

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Anonymous 5w

Self deprecation is a common form of humor, simple as

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Anonymous 5w

What do u define as small

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Anonymous 5w

I do it because people get annoyed if I make big dick jokes (however rarely I do), humility/self deprecation is generally viewed more positively than cockiness

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Anonymous 5w

Bigger than my middle finger

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

What is that archaic word you just typed out??? Idek how to pronounce that

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Beh-hee-muth

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

We can’t be serious

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

It refers to something really big, like an object organism barrier or accomplishment

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Anonymous replying to -> pirosnake 5w

That also what I found when I looked up the word 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Idk guys just say there's is small or their dick is average so that's why I said that

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Anonymous replying to -> stanczyk 5w

Overtime won't you start believing it tho?? Then it's not healthy to put yourself down

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

That was a joke

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