Anonymous #2 5w

The goon police is here! 🚨🚨

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Anonymous OP 5w

I ain’t the goon police im jus a mf who don’t get why people jerk off

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Anonymous #2 5w

Pleasure or because something turned them on. Every living thing has a sex drive bc that's how you know your body is functioning properly. If you have never gotten those thoughts then maybe you need to go to the doctor to check out if something is wrong?

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Anonymous OP 5w

But like sex exist it never made sense to me to do that when I can send a text and get laid

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Anonymous OP 5w

Like jerking off jus seems sad

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Anonymous #2 5w

Homie… I don’t even think Chris Hemsworth can just “send a text and get laid”. That’s genuinely unrealistic

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Anonymous #2 5w

I think its better for those who aren't ready to have a relationship, not ready for kids, or too young like in HS to deal with these sexual urges! Like I said everything has a sex drive so this outlet is safe from all those things especially STDs

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Anonymous #3 5w

I got fuck buddies and only have sex like 3 times a month I’m perfectly content with that

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Anonymous OP 5w

It’s still kinda sad

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I ain’t sleeping around or with multiple different women who sleep around it’s with the same woman and I’ve known her for years so it’s not decreasing my value anymore than me being in a sexually active long term relationship

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Anonymous #2 5w

A situationship is not a real relationship so now having this experience you probably think that all real relationships should follow the same thing you did there especially sexually which isn't right

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Anonymous OP 5w

It’s not a situationship if we’re jus friends who occasionally sleep with each other if one or both of us get into a relationship we stop sleeping with each other

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Anonymous OP 5w

And when 2 people are in a relationship they should get to know each other spiritually before they sleep together a relationship should be going strong for a long time before sex is mentioned

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Anonymous OP 5w

Gooning literally reduces the ammount of grey matter in your brain.

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Anonymous #5 5w

Call of duty

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Anonymous OP 5w

Girl you’re like 40 minutes away from Ft. Benning. Go get a real one and marry him. They get a pay bump for it and you likely have very little competition in the Columbus area.

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Anonymous #5 5w

Maybe I will now that you set me up lol 🫡

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Anonymous OP 5w

🫡 use good judgement. Stay classy when you’re on the hunt. Represent Auburn girls well in this quest.

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Anonymous OP 5w

And don’t cheat on him if or when he’s deployed. Post deployment sex is easily the best sex people have as long as nobody cheats.

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Anonymous OP 5w

Nothing like being gone 6+ months in a rugged environment trying to avoid death to come home and take that frustration out sexually in a productive manner 🤌

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