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Guys seriously how hard is it not to piss on the fucking toilet seat. I hate when I go to take a shit and there’s piss all over the seat
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Anonymous 7w

man here. I lift up the toilet seat and men who don’t do that deserve shame!!! But getting it into the bowl every single time is pretty hard because the piss goes where you want 95% of the time then randomly split streams or goes sideways and there’s no way to get both streams in the bowl. but also my momma taught me well and if I do that I clean it up with toilet paper unless it’s already a disgusting public bathroom with piss on the floor that I wanna get out of asap

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Anonymous 7w

The fact dudes just don’t lift up the toilet seat is what’s mind blowing to me

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Anonymous 7w

I’m a dude who sits to piss and it’s actually disgusting to see

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Anonymous 7w

Or the floor. I hate going to take a shit and realizing I’m gonna have to place my shoes in a puddle just to sit down.

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Anonymous 6w

why not just sit

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Anonymous 7w

Sorry my piss splashes everywhere

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Anonymous 7w

Well dicks spray pee everywhere, it’s not always a perfectly straight stream. But it’s not hard to wipe the seat after I’ll give you that

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

Use a urinal or pull the seat up. There’s no good reason to be peeing on the seat.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

This, if I don’t the kickback from the stream hitting the toilet gets all over my legs, it’s so disgusting and yet I get made fun of for sitting

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Anonymous replying to -> dawn_puzzlepiece 7w

put the seat up bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

i’m aware bro but put the seat up so we got got to sit in your piss when we shit

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