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That he is Justice? Yes. Is he the night? Yes
That he’s secretly a millionaire vigilante? Probably not 😂😂😂
if a man starts calling himself Batman or mentions that’s his favorite hero - js know your cooked
You guys are not helping me 🤦♀️
Bruh
Exactly what I was thinking
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Well you can’t be Batman because… IM THE REAL BATMAN!!!
I mean just look at my car!
You’re not the guy I’m talking about
BE THE NIGHT!!
Seriously I could use help I just thought he was gonna ask me to lunch but he was just checking when to schedule a meeting 🤦♀️
That’s literally his job description.
To be fair the situation is a little complicated
I hate imposters! 😒😂😂
Every thought he might be too busy saving Gotham?? Maybe he sent the Batmobile to pick you up, but you just couldn’t see it smh
The Batmobile is advanced enough to find me at any location
Well duh, but you as a normal person won’t be able to see the invisible Batmobile. Tsk tsk,
As if the greatest cat burglar in the world couldn’t find it 😤
But batman is objectively the best 🤨
Also it’s very joking and only over text