That he’s secretly a millionaire vigilante? Probably not 😂😂😂
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Anonymous5w
if a man starts calling himself Batman or mentions that’s his favorite hero - js know your cooked
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Anonymous5w
You guys are not helping me 🤦♀️
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Anonymous#15w
Bruh
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Anonymous#15w
Exactly what I was thinking
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Anonymous#35w
Wdym bro I’m Batman just look at what I found in a store once
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Anonymous#45w
Well you can’t be Batman because… IM THE REAL BATMAN!!!
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Anonymous#35w
I mean just look at my car!
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Anonymous#35w
Fuck you got me
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AnonymousOP5w
I’m batman
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Anonymous#45w
You’re not the guy I’m talking about
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AnonymousOP5w
JUSTICE! FOR GOTHAM!
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Anonymous#45w
BE THE NIGHT!!
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Anonymous#25w
Seriously I could use help I just thought he was gonna ask me to lunch but he was just checking when to schedule a meeting 🤦♀️
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AnonymousOP5w
I mean if he’s Batman he’s also not the type of guy to chase, you might have to go get him first
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Anonymous#45w
That’s literally his job description.
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AnonymousOP5w
Real talk, you can’t MAKE someone chase you. If he likes you, he’ll put in effort to get to know you. All you really need to do is be open to the idea of that.
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Anonymous#45w
To be fair the situation is a little complicated
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AnonymousOP5w
How so?
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Anonymous#45w
I hate imposters! 😒😂😂
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AnonymousOP5w
Every thought he might be too busy saving Gotham?? Maybe he sent the Batmobile to pick you up, but you just couldn’t see it smh
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Anonymous#25w
The Batmobile is advanced enough to find me at any location
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AnonymousOP5w
Well duh, but you as a normal person won’t be able to see the invisible Batmobile. Tsk tsk,
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Anonymous#25w
As if the greatest cat burglar in the world couldn’t find it 😤