1.) Sober. 2.) A lovely human being (Im sure of this- don’t even try to argue with me you beautiful bitch). 3.) $50 less poor (possibly more depending on where you are procuring your shots from) 4.) Healthier. (Science has shown that even small amounts of alcohol is severely detrimental to the body) 5.) The coolest rebel (Big corporate wants you to get addicted to make big money. Every shot of tequila you DONT take is the perfect “fuck you” to them.) STAY SOBER TO SPITE YOUR ENEMYS!

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