I'm stealing the rug thing that's brilliant

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5x7 rug? Sounds like a carpet muncher. JK

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u ate

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That’s HILARIOUS

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Mf named Ethan

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bro 100% changed his bitmoji after seeing this

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Why not a 6x7 rug???

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I hate when ppl are funnier than me I’m gonna use that

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I’ve sold rugs before and 5 x 8 is a much more common size. Please correct this next time 😁🤙

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These ruggable ads are getting out of hand 🙄

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LOL

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hope he sees this and all the girls flaming him

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Typical Ethan behavior

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things like this make me so happy to be 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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OH MY GOD I HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE WITH THUS GUY WTF😭😭😭

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I love you

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Why is it always some guy named Ethan that does this?? I had a similar experience lol🥲

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We “talked” before too on snap 💀

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3…. PM?!

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shooters shoot

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wait girl why does that look like my ex’s bitmoji😭

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Damn this wigga Ethan a fuckin freak bro go get him somebody to match that shit

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LMAOAOAOAO

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