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AITA 8w

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466 upvotes, 32 comments. Sidechat image post by memer in AITA.
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Anonymous 8w

The first slice stays until it meets the last. Then you eat it food is expensive

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Anonymous 8w

I love the end pieces, I can’t even lie

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Anonymous 8w

Sorry chat I eat my bread in chronological order and there is no changing that

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Anonymous 8w

The first slice stays in to help keep the middle ones from drying out!!!

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Anonymous 8w

the first slice stays until you are hungry enough for 2 sandwiches, then you eat the crust sandwich first

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Anonymous 8w

I hated these pieces but my mom hated us wasting food more

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Anonymous 8w

Just like i don’t eat ass, I don’t eat ass bread. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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Anonymous 8w

I keep burger patties in the freezer and use the ends to make a burger. Perfect

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Anonymous 8w

First and last piece go in the brown sugar bag (putting a slice of bread with your brown sugar can help keep it from drying out and becoming hard)

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Anonymous 8w

I hate wasting food so I use the ends to make croutons instead

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Anonymous 8w

Bread is bread. Dude

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Anonymous 8w

Single?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 8w

Oh I like to put them in cookie containers, too! Very good use of loaf

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

Flip it over to make a sandwich. It’s like any other slice then

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Technically we all do... it's the chronological order in which we eat the bread. Time is linear.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 8w

two horrible choices

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

We got ourselves a classical physics fan over here

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 8w

How about metaphysical philosophy

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

how about 8 inches and thick

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

how about multimillionaires

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

how about talented how about loving and respectful I lost my wife 10 weeks ago 21 years faithful my daughter ******** ******* three weeks ago (oh shit) 13 she was faster than me at 12 and i run a 6 minute mile my testimony im nothing but pure and i ask you if you want to be in a youtube channel and you like scrawny guys

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

Brain blast! Okay, rephrasing. How about… sequential order? Or successively?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Those seem better

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

So it’s all in our minds basically

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 8w

I wanna know and have whatever substance you’re on #12

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Sorry I hope this didn’t come off as condescending my sentence got cut off 🥲 I think the way we think about time and sequence is super interesting genuinely

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Was the brain blast a Jimmy Newtron reference?

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 8w

Yeah it was you caught me

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

lol well I loved that show as a kid

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 8w

Why does no one know this im crying

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 8w

yeah nobody got my reference but you #20 i cried

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 8w

Why does this have downvotes bruh everyone lives under a rock

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