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AITA 8w

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 Imma die on this hill, a straw has two holes
72 upvotes, 4 comments. Sidechat image post by memer in AITA. "Imma die on this hill, a straw has two holes"
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Anonymous 7w

Hole implies there is a bottom. That sir is a tube

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Anonymous 8w

Technically(?) a straw is one hole but it feels weird to recognise it as such.

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Anonymous 7w

My Stress Analysis professor would argue that a straw, being a tube, has no holes. It has an interior channel. My Fluid Dynamics professor would agree, then ramble on about flow patterns and boundary layers.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

In terms of the mouth and butthole… if it were just those two, yes, but they technically also connect to the ears, nose, and eyes, no? So that would mean we have more like 8? Hmm… 🤔

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