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Putting a child in this car should be child endangerment
751 upvotes, 51 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in AITA. "Putting a child in this car should be child endangerment"
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Anonymous 9w

What if we put the kid in a large plastic orb and shove the be-orbed child in such a way that the orb is snug between the front and back seats. Problem solved!

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Anonymous 9w

That’s what I thought too earlier today

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Anonymous 9w

Jeeps are such shit

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Anonymous 9w

What about motorcycles, should a kid not be allowed to ride with their parent?

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Anonymous 9w

How about you mind your own damn business

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Anonymous 9w

Gang, this isn’t less safe than a normal vehicle, it’s the pillars and frame that protect you in an accident, the doors themselves are not significant protection as evidenced by the fact that they are made with low-strength steel, the pillars are what actually protects you

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Anonymous 9w

Mind your own business and trust seatbelts

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Anonymous 9w

you're such a freak fantasizing about motorcyclists dying gruesomely

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Anonymous 9w

ig bro 🫩

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Anonymous 9w

Ehh, I’d have to see some data even though gut instinct is I agree- especially on the motorcycle point, which is backed up by data- but I mean it did pass safety standards.

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Anonymous 9w

How about you stop sticking your nose into other people’s business where you don’t belong?

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Anonymous 9w

Why?

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Anonymous 9w

Putter a person in this car is endangerment ***

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Anonymous 9w

yebedum!!

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Anonymous 9w

They gotta car seat bro

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Anonymous 9w

ā€œPuritansā€ and it’s just child-safety. Maybe work on not being a misogynist, chud

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9w

They don’t have doors, stupid

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Anonymous 9w

Tell me you don’t know what FMVSS is without telling me 🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous 9w

Imagine equating legal to right. The standards say the doors must remain closed and latched in an accident because not having doors means almost guaranteed horrible death. Jeep are exempt from these rules because the doors ā€œaren’t considered structural componentsā€ btw IIHS does not test jeeps without doors and even with them their expert safety ratings were not impressive. I’ll quote them for you, ā€œthe back seat passenger would likely receive severe head and neck injuriesā€ for an adult dummy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

That’s a great idea! Yes!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Nah I loved riding with my dad growing up, just have the correct equipment like boots pants jacket and helmet and teacher them to be a good passenger

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Anonymous 9w

Bru wtf does this even mean?

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Anonymous 9w

Ahhh, so could happen with any accident, but to act as if you wish it is a lil creepy

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Lmao never said that buddy. 🤣 I literally said kids shouldn’t be allowed to ride. Much higher chance of dying on motorcycle than in a four-door. Don’t be dumb although it is entertaining

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Nah, bikes be awesome, they gonna learn how to ride one growing up, imma teach em well, they can get their license easy when they become 18

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

If*

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

If for anything, he’ll your kids could die at any age, shi you could die in 5 min, if this if that

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

I had a stroke trying to read that

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Saying if means nothing. If this, if that. What if you die tomorrow in a car accident? If if if if if…. You could do everything right, but things still happen. Better to teach good practices and boost skill.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

You could get struck by lighting in your front yard. that doesn’t mean you should go golfing during a thunderstorm.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

This will probably go over your head faster than a motorcyclist goes over his handlebars

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Ok, but limiting yourself out of fear will never get you anywhere. Just because you can drive a car doesn’t mean you should, what if you hit someone

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Tell us, oh wise one! 🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

It’s called risk evaluation, bud. Go to seminary if you want to preach

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

I’d rather ride my bike than drive, accidents for bikes are usually other people’s faults, sure have a higher chance of dying but either way. Shi flying is safer than driving.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

I hope you can see the contradiction in your comment, but I’m not hopeFUL

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Anonymous 9w

The doors crumpling IS a safety feature

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

then contact Jeep. whining about this on yikyak makes you the asshole for sure, there are so many worse problems out there besides calling people bad parents to make yourself look like such a savior of children. just don’t buy a Jeep and you’ll be fine.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

OP your stupid fucking attitude is making me side with everyone else specifically bc I can’t allow myself to agree with someone this obnoxious pls grow up

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Bro basically complimented you and you blew up😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 9w

oh. so this is a regular occurrence?😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

21 years old and been on motorcycles my whole life homie. grow up and get out of the bubble wrap you’re raised in

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 9w

No one did that

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 9w

How about you touch grass

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

ā€œI dont care about childrenā€ isn’t the flex you think it is.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 9w

The survivors bias is strong with this one

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Bro lives in a padded room with a safety helmet

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 9w

i believe they’re concerned about the child flying out of the car if something goes wrong. accidents happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Children are fragile. Children cannot handle the brain damage that comes with being thrown off a bike and injured the way an adult might be able to. There’s a difference between putting your kid on a dirt bike in a big yard and riding on an open road with cars. No matter how safe YOU are, you literally can’t always account for another driver’s stupidity. It’s great you didn’t get hurt as a kid, but that doesn’t mean what you were doing was SAFE.

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Anonymous 9w

669, my favorite position

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Definitely not. A kid in my class in grade school was riding one with her dad and fell off. She had scars all over that will never heal and is lucky to have survived. Kids shouldn’t be on motorcycles. That should be common sense

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