I shovel snow for my neighbors and I donate to unicef I feel that I am pretty good with loving others. Therefore I’m gonna sit with Satan and try to understand his perspective of things. How cool is that

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Satan’s kill count is far, far lower. Much more honest and chill.

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I feel like Satan would be fun to talk to but make you feel bad about yourself in the long run. That’s why I choose God, we just have a nice talk together and maybe He can help cuz I’m kinda losing my way a little bit

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satan, i want all the evil gossip

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Ok but are we talking about the smooth talking, fun to have around, might make me a god on the guitar devil? Or fire and brimstone? For that matter if I meet god will my face melt Arc of the Covenant style? Or is he hit something gnarly on a skateboard?

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If i want to sit with satan i just have to be a child and visit the oval office

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God is everything good. God IS love. I rather sit at a table with love than at the table of suffering and destruction

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