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Is it a canon event for 19yo to not poop in the entirety of July? Asking for a friend and def not me
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Anonymous 1d

This situation, in which your friend (not you) is in, is very unhealthy and can do tons of damage to your friend‘s (not yours) body. So please tell your friend (not yourself) to go poop

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Anonymous 1d

uhhhh no

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Anonymous 1d

It’s time to seek medical attention.

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Anonymous 1d

Well duh its no poop july

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Anonymous 1d

my friend, and definitely not me, did this when they, and absolutely not me, started migraine meds. Miralax didn't help because it's a stool softener. Absurd amounts of caffeine didn't help. My friend, and positively not me, took some laxatives and pooped a little, but it was mainly just waiting on the meds my friend took to wear off.

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Anonymous 1d

How many times do I have to say it’s not me it’s a friend. I poop at least once a month.

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Anonymous 1d

More water, walking and eat some cherries

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Anonymous 1d

can i talk to ur friend op? i wouldnt want u hearing this msg when ur bowels r in perfect health

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Anonymous 20h

I wouldn’t call it a canon event but you probably need to see a doctor. 31 days is a lot.

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Anonymous 12h

It’s definitely a life threatening event, because if your friend, not you, actually has all that accumulated waste in their body, well let’s just say, your body doesn’t handle it well

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I’ll def let my friend know since it’s not me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Yes I will tell them but they are feeling (at least that’s what they are saying) that they cannot. As this is not me I’m not sure if that’s true but I can vouch

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Once again it’s not me.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

They say they cannot

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

I’m glad I’m not unique in my choice of friends

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Not for me just for my friend tho

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Well why would you not participate in no poop july? I thought we all did

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

No just my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Im sober from pooping bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Like my friend this month I guess

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

Idk why ur telling me this when it’s my friend that’s struggling

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

Sure let me grab them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Hello it’s me OP’s friend def not OP bc OP is not a liar nor am I

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

perfect. its so great that u two live so close together and/or in the same room. how unsuspiciously convenient. anyway *whispers at a decibel so low that op cant hear it* m a g n e s i u m c i t r a t e

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

Ty this is very helpful as ops friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

It’s OP again

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

OP DO NOT SCROLL UP

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

THERE IS INFORMATION PRESENT THAT UR BOWELS DO NOT NEED

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

I won’t I promise

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

phew

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1d

Not me tho bc it’s my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Lol ur silly

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 20h

I don’t need to my friend maybe does

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 15h

Why am I silly if this is not me

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 12h

Not my body tho bc it’s my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

Yes

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