never heard of a makeout party in my life

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1. Makeout parties, at least the kind you’re probably imagining, are not nearly as common as you might believe 2. The party ends at 1:00AM, whereas polygamy (or any derivative of the idea) continues into perpetuity, meaning it directly stands in the path of traditional monogamy, which, understandably, provokes a sense of unease in the average person

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Makeout party???? Da fuk I’m missing out

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who's throwing makeout parties that arent polygamists lmao

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