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HAALAND is a fucking tank
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Anonymous 9w

he has the posture of a dude who plays video games 14 hours a day but is somehow one of the best soccer players on earth

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Anonymous 9w

He’s so scary lmao

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Anonymous 9w

i have the biggest crush on him

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Anonymous 9w

Great guy. Love him

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

His memes are funny. Especially with his twin sister lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

He literally walks around, find a random spot and scores. 6’5 fucking monster

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9w

Even worse than that lmao. But yeah one of the best

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

I bet a lot of people love that guy. I’m sure he’s actually a very sincere guy

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9w

I wouldn’t blame you

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

It’s like watching a caveman hunt fr. He’s so energy-efficient lmao. And he’s funny as fuck too I love him

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

His twin sister can imitate him perfectly

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