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So I’m lactose intolerant but all of my family members aren’t. Why the fuck am I cursed?
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Anonymous 4w

because your dad isn’t actually your dad

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Anonymous 4w

you're not, everyone else is. lactose tolerance comes from a gene mutation. we're supposed to be lactose intolerant.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

Ironically he isn’t. I don’t know my POS bio dad. He was a cheating scumbag

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

POS that can’t handle dairy😤 i’m sorry pal:/

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

🤷🤷

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Yeah I know. So other people evolved and I didn’t..:I

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Aw, natural selection is a cruel mistress😔 Everyone check on your Paleolithic homies, it’s rough out there. Ooga booga my friend

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 4w

I honestly think it’s just because I’m Japanese. Or just American dairy?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

You and the rest of homo lactoseintolerensis will be sorely missed. We won’t forget how you walked so we could run

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Anonymous replying to -> the_9billion_memes_of_god 4w

No. My genes are fine. The others who can are just mutants. I guess a lot of people in this earth has a genetic mutation.🤷

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