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Anyone else do the “Goon For Blue” challenge where they rubbed one out for every Democrat who won? 🗳️🔵🥳✊🍆💦 It hurts to walk and I’m so dehydrated, bro 😩…
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Anonymous 1d

Just you I think

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Anonymous 1d

Why in the world would we celebrate that? And in that way?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

For democracy

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d
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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Oh yes, that’s why we’d won’t people who ran as Socialist.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

I did an extra nut for Abdul and since he was one of the last ones, man that shit HURT! I yelped when it came out 😖

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Damn right it is

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

*want

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20h

oh quit lying to everybody 🙄 we all know you gooned and busted a big fat nut to celebrate when Donald Trump won in 2024. 🟠🇺🇸🥳🍆✊💦 Shiiiiiiiiii, you’ve probably stroked it in celebration every day since. 📆🥳🍆✊💦 I bet you even busted a sad little droopy nut this morning in consolation that despite the blue wave, he’s still the president for two more years. 🟠🇺🇸🥺🍆✊💦

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

No… 😂 I’m actually a little concerned with the normalization of stroking that I’m beginning to see…

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 18h

You mean the thing that’s been scientifically proven to be good for you? How horrible

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16h

damn, you’re as big a liar as that bitch Donald Trump. I’m sure he doesn’t goon that much though, maybe to memories of his times with his boy Jeffrey Epstein at those parties 🤔 I know you goon all the time though, it’s obvious. I also know the people who know you in real life talk about it all the time behind your back. Shit, a stranger on an anonymous app knows you are a dirty compulsive gooner. That’s why people who actually know you never wanna shake your hand or let you hug them. 😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15h

Wow, you’ve got to be pretty hurt to make up that much junk 😂. And no, I’m a fairly trusted person. If anything people just think I’m awkward for not talk a whole lot.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13h

It’s more like his junk is hurt.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 12h

dude, my junk hurts so bad. I asked my professors in my classes today if I could stand at the back. I told them that I had been working out and my legs were sore. Fuuuuuuuuck, why did I accept this challenge and why did the Democrats do so good? 😣

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12h

🤨 admittedly awkward and quiet guy doesn’t goon up a storm. Suuuuuuuuure buddy, suuuuuuuuuuure 🙄

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