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Bruh I just DoorDashed a vibrator and the dasher said “I hope you feel better “ I’m so embarrassed
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Anonymous 3w

You shouldn't be. We all masturbate. So let's keep it real. There's no way you should've door dashed a vibrator though. He was genuinely wishing you the best. You couldn't have waited to have it shipped to you like a normal person? 🤣🫣

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Anonymous 3w

Honestly, it could have been worse.

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Anonymous 3w

Why would you DoorDash that?…..

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Anonymous 3w

This is funny asf tho 😂😂

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Anonymous 3w

😭😭😭

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Anonymous 3w

No way

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Anonymous 3w

I’ve had to do this before as a dasher. Kinda funny, but the person tipping was all I cared about lmao

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Anonymous 2w

This isn't even a question...???

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Anonymous replying to -> mochie 3w

How💔

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

You could’ve ordered bananas and a condom and baby oil

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Uhhhhh.. idk actually😭😭😭 I take it back. I would be embarrassed to. I’m sorry

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