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How to physically make myself unable to speak for a few days without screaming or preferably making any noise at all?
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Anonymous 1d

get a tongue piercing (note: do not do this)

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Anonymous 1d

Why?

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Anonymous 1d

Try only talking about select non interesting topics such as your favorite brand of lawnmowers, how to properly clean house gutters, your in-depth thoughts on your local sewage system, what kind of rocks interest you the most, what brand of baking sodas you prefer, how to actually cook fried rice, your plans om if it rains tomorrow, what you think the real problem with doing laundry is, how to open doors, that weird pain you get on your foot, what time is it?, etc.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Oh hell no 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

My friends say I talk too much

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Fuck em, don’t worry about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

They're right though

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Anonymous replying to -> wifelover 21h

But I already only talk about things that everyone finds not interesting that's the problem

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