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Anyone else feel like they would ace elementary school if they re did it now
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Anonymous 7w

well id hope so

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Anonymous 7w

To think I was tripping over multiplication tables. Boy, if only I knew how much WORSE it would get.

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Anonymous 7w

Uhh idk I always stole snacks in elementary school and put bugs down ppl shirt or on their heads

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Anonymous 7w

This is expected😭

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Anonymous 7w

honestly no, it’d be too boring and i’d, once again, just not do my homework

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Anonymous 7w

yall didn’t ace it the first time?

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Anonymous 7w

i aced it the first time tbh

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Anonymous 7w

I would sure hope so considering im in college

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Anonymous 7w

i’d redo everything i did in k-12 tbh

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Anonymous 7w

i’d really hope so

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Anonymous 7w

Nah. Fractions messed me up just the other day.

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Anonymous 6w

i’m the teacher now

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Anonymous 7w

šŸ’€

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Anonymous 7w

How do people not realize this is a joke

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Anonymous 7w

I’d still fail multiplication

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Anonymous 6w

no keep that long division tf away from me

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Anonymous 6w

i yearn for the cursive handwriting books

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Anonymous 7w

Yeah I guess?

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Anonymous 6w

I’d hope so Billy Madison you should be able to teach elementary curriculum. We’re talking about reading and addition

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Anonymous 6w

I might struggle a bit with the coursework but I’m sure I could get by

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Anonymous 6w

I aced elementary school when I was in elementary school lmao. At least academically. I was about to say if I had the social skills I have now back then I’d be better off but I had one of the most generational lock ins of all time when second grade started and had like an insane amount of friends throughout the rest of it. Middle school is really where my modern expertise could shine tbh

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Anonymous 6w

Just recently figured out I have ADHD, so I’m wishing I could redo everything but while on my new meds

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Anonymous 7w

realistically you should because you have the knowledge now that you didn’t in elementary school, so it should be relatively straightforward

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Anonymous 7w

You’re in college dawg I’d fucking hope so

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Anonymous 7w
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Anonymous 7w

Not me bc idk fractions

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Anonymous 7w

no bc of fractions

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Anonymous 7w

Aced it already

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Anonymous 6w

well yes

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Anonymous 6w

I’m new here ✨

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Anonymous 6w

Nah I couldn’t handle the politics of the playground

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Anonymous 6w

I mean yeah I’d hope so, most of us are college students

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Anonymous 6w

Well yes

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Anonymous 6w

I wouldn’t try in it and middle school then study hard in highschool

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Anonymous 6w

if ā€œthey reā€ do it now?

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Anonymous 6w

honestly probably not

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Anonymous 7w

The education system should give you one stupid easy class per year, like ā€œbasic geographyā€ in 12th grade just as a confidence boost so you don’t completely crash out if everything else is difficult for you

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Anonymous 6w

Did we even have grades in elementary school?

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Anonymous 7w

Wuh luh wuh luh wuh Wuh luh wuh luh wuh luh

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7w

Congratulations you got the joke

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 7w

By bad not everyone was set up for success?? Ignorant comment…

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Yall got grades in elementary school? If you showed up more than 60% of the time at mine you passed, they didn’t bother with actually grading your work until middle school lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 7w

Everything was on a 1-4 point scale for me (from "needs improvement" to "exceeds expectations"), you get a 2 page report card a couple times a year as I recall.

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

Yea same for me but I don’t remember anybody actually getting anything other than a 3 or 4, maybe the occasional 2 but nobody ever truly failed and got held back unless they just didn’t show up

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 7w

I don’t even think the grades were legit I think they just did it based on vibes

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 7w

You can’t fail, but you do get grades to tell parents how their child is doing. Like 1’s across the board are not set up for success.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

You mean not everyone was stupid 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 6w

Unironically I’m salty bc I got a number of 2’s for being an inquisitive student and asking lots of questions. After elementary, you’re incentivized to ask questions bc you get to clear ambiguities now before taking a test to demonstrate them later. But since there’s no tests, the teachers would just read my question asking as confusion and marked 2’s, which strongly disincentives curiosity.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

As someone who got excellent grades in classes like abstract algebra and advanced calculus… Yeah no, fuck multiplication tables. I can still barely do 6s, 7s, or 8s. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 6w

The multiple of 9 trick saved me

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 6w

Yeah, 9s were easy with that trick. And the others all have their own tricks, starting with learning to skip-count. But there was never any real trick to get the 6s, 7s, and 8s. Or at least none that I was taught.

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Anonymous replying to -> #34 6w

this one made me giggle

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 6w

Sounds like it wasn't a very good teacher! My teacher loved that I asked lots of questions, often I seemed to be the only one participating in the discussions, everyone else was too shy or something

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 6w

šŸ˜‚yes

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 6w

They did. It’s called English.

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 6w

English was easy for me but it’s definitely not for everyone, writing 10 page essays about Shakespeare doesn’t come easy to everyone

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