He’s dead. Anyways, who do you all think will win the World Cup?

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What are you guys talking about? He’s totally fine

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Kinda in between, he’s Schrodinger’s Senator

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Unconfirmed rumors have stated that McConnell is being kept on life support to prevent a run off for his vacated seat prior to the Aug 3 deadline. After eyewitnesses accounts of McConnell receiving CPR and being rushed to the hospital, his wife, who has power of attorney over him and is the only one that can remove him from life support, departed for China a few days after his admittance to the hospital.

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This isn’t TikTok we can say dead

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he’s def not alive. they are basically acting like he is alive not letting the public seem him. but he was like 85 and went into cardiac arrest so you take your guess.

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i talked to him this morning. very pale. smelled like wet dog. don’t think he’s gonna make it

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Just remember Congress gets free healthcare so whatever they’re doing to him we’re paying for it.

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rigor tortious

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I talked to him on the phone yesterday for just shy of 20 minutes, he said “ouchie ow it’s so fucking hot oh my god Reagan’s here ow fuck it’s hot”

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Hopefully dead

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“Unalive” just say dead bro

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To my knowledge, he’s /

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went for a jog w him this morning, speedy lad beat me again!

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He’s tragically “recovering and continuing to work remotely”.

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He's dead. You cannot do CPR on someone that age/condition and them survive. You just can't. It would kill them. CPR is extremely hard on the body

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Last I heard he was considered medically brain dead but being kept alive. His family has been disappearing off social media and potentially leaving the country.

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they doing a weekend at mitch’s

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He is, in fact

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I talked to him for 20 minutes this morning

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son you can just say DEAD this isnt tiktok

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One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

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most likely brain dead and kept alive on life support

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schrödinger’s mcconnell

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He’s an international sex symbol

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Probably trying to clone him or something atp

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Hey guys I just had a 20 minute convo w him and he's all good!

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You can say dead

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He’s basically dead but is being held on life support so Kentucky doesn’t have to do an emergency election because Trump knows he won’t get a MAGA loyalist replacement

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undead

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SAY THE WORD DEAD OMFG

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He’s alive in name only

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Secret third option: both

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I talked to him this morning, he’s alive

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Who

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As a maga republican I can safely say that while I wish death on no American the party and country as a whole will be better the day he walks through those gates and meets his master.

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Who?

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Who the fuck is that

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