when my mom was a baby/toddler, her mom was bathing and and her brother SHOVED A WRENCH up her cooch. i only found out about it bc it was one of her pieces of evidence of how abusive her MOTHER was. not her brother, bc her mom tried to shame her for that for the rest of her childhood, even though it wasn’t her fault, bc it was her “losing her purity.”

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My mother inherited a million dollars when I was pretty young and blew it all in a couple years, my dad was devastated.

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Friend who I’ve known since middle thought he was adopted his whole life. His parents divorced last year and he found out his mom just cheated and got preg so she was his bio mom the whole time they just didn’t wanna tell him.

7

Found out a friend I had in middle school had raped his stepsister 3 times. Only found out when she told me about it a few months ago. They kept him in special ed classes in school for sex addiction issues and other “problems” that I had no fucking clue about and nobody told me otherwise

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My mom has an std, got an abortion in college, cheated on my dad numerous times before they got divorced, didn’t want to fight for me in court but my dad gave her time, and is on ozempic now! (I don’t see her or speak to her, when I do it’s on my terms lol)

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My former boss went to prison. Super charismatic and kind guy. Young like 30s Irish/jewish. It was for a white collar crime. I think he likely was set up to take the fall by his older business partner. Other guy had a New York hustler (almost gangster mobsterish) vibe about him.

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Michelle Obama is a man

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