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Zendaya and Tom Holland are now married, Law Roach reveals.
21189 upvotes, 96 comments. Sidechat image post by popbase. "Zendaya and Tom Holland are now married, Law Roach reveals."
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Anonymous 3w

Now they’re finna have little spider babies

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Anonymous 3w

So is it Zendaya Holland now? Or did he change his name instead to just Tom?

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Anonymous 3w

i want to believe law roach since he’s close with zendaya but also i could 100% see him being messy for fun and lying about how she and tom are already married 😭

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Anonymous 3w

mama y papa

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Anonymous 3w

Feeling very parasocial towards these two rn 🥹

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Anonymous 3w

Suprised it took so long tbh

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Anonymous 3w

Tremendous dub for short kings

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Anonymous 3w

YIPPEE

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Anonymous 3w

I was wondering why I kept seeing all those posts talking about how they're a "real" couple. Hollywood really is just another show

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Anonymous 3w

The only celebrity news I care about.🫶🏻

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Anonymous 3w

nah because who tf is “Law Roach”

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Anonymous 3w

My fav lesbian couple 💕

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Anonymous 3w

Law Roach Poussay?

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Anonymous 3w

She doesn’t even remember him tho

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Anonymous 3w

They weren’t already!?

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Anonymous 3w

that was supposed to be me

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Anonymous 3w

Meanwhile Sydney Sweeney has to settle for that loser that stole Taylor’s songs

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Anonymous 3w

OH MY GOD MY HIGH SCHOOL SELF IS SCREAMING

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Anonymous 3w

Cuck

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Anonymous 3w

this is going to be crazy for us in like 15 years when they get divorced and we are telling our kids how perfect they used to be

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Anonymous 3w

Let’s go!! God bless their marriage

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Anonymous 3w

Congratulations

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Anonymous 3w

Me and this yt boy if he stopped being shy

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Anonymous 3w

YAY

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Anonymous 3w

WE WON!!!! WE FINALLY WON SOMETHING!!!!

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Anonymous 3w

Poop and pee are now married, fart reveals.

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Anonymous 3w

Didn’t she fuck two dudes in a movie

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Anonymous 3w

Haven’t they been married

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Anonymous 3w

Why’s he looking at the camera like that one mouse from that one story book

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Anonymous 3w

Ts us

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Anonymous 3w

big news for the unemployed

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Anonymous 3w

WHAT AWWWWWW

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Anonymous 3w

🧎🏾

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Anonymous 3w

Yay

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Anonymous 3w

Congrats

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Anonymous 3w

That’s beautiful

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Anonymous 3w

i do not care about either of these two people

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Anonymous 3w

is law roach the one who makes the sunscreen

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Anonymous 3w

Who gaf

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Anonymous 3w

The Spider-Man curse

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Anonymous 3w

Yeah he took one look at that 🐱 💦 and said yeah AINT NOBODY touching that but me.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

tomdaya

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

tom stoermer coleman

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

He’s just Tom now

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 3w

as you should twin 🥹

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 3w

More tremendous dub for tall queens cause he ain’t short

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

I mean 5'8" isn't exactly tall

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

It’s far from short. That’s the world average right there

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

Below American and UK average

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

(For males)

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

World average is 5ft 7.5in. Hes not short 😂 she’s just tall

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

Also American Average is 5ft 8 so still no

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

5'9"/5'10" but ok

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

Wow you’re most likely a girl who is a bitch huh? Coming from a girl who doesn’t give a damn. He’s not short he is average +/- the standard deviation 😂 stay pressed he’s just average and she’s just tall

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

Ad hominem

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

I explicitly stated America/UK cause he lives in America for the most part and came from the UK. He's only like an inch or two shorter than the average in both places but he's still below average height

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

Ok apparently he lives in west London but still

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

i love how you didn’t know Zendayas last name by heart😭😂i think most ppl also. it would be Tom Stoermer Coleman

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 3w

It would be cute if marvel takes an opportunity to use this to make a cute “in universe version” like a “what if” shirt that shows spiderman and MJ getting married but the villains crash it, not to do crime but to celebrate for them and at the end they are shown without costumes to mimic real real life

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

Apparently posting that picture of Spider-Man in bed from family guy went against community guidelines. Sorry Yik yak

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Anonymous replying to -> cheese_of_the_world_unite 3w

Her stylist I believe

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

i’m still convinced its all the longest played publicity stunt for the spiderman movies, atp she could have his baby and i’d still think its not real

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 3w

I saw a lot of the promos for their movies and there was actually a lot of chemistry to their friendship in the second and third ones. I believe it.

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 3w

yeah maybe it’d change my mind if i actually watched the movies 🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 3w

It’s Taylor lautner now

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 3w

Clock it philospher mwah

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

Hes 5’6”

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 3w

I believe they definitely were. They’re just so private

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

You’re most likely a very short individual if you’re saying tom holland is tall. 5”8 is pretty short, not super short, but shorter than the American male average of 5”9 and UK male average of 5”10

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 3w

Bread and circus

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 3w

Censorship is killing art smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

American average is 5’9”/5’10” though

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Anonymous replying to -> #48 3w

What’s crazy is that 5’8” is taller than 98% of women. So yes he’s shorter than average/median but Zendaya just is a lot more taller comparatively and objectively

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Anonymous replying to -> #36 3w

they’ve been engaged but they try to keep things private

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

pretty sure that killed MJ in the comics

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 3w

Believe it or not they're probably not getting married to make you "believe it"

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

these avg heights vary by race btw. avg height for british white men is 5'10", making tom holland below average

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Anonymous replying to -> #58 3w

OMG SO TRUE

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

YESSS I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees it

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Anonymous replying to -> #52 3w

why are they dissing you ur right 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #62 3w

And yet you cared enough to comment about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

I never got how this is a gotcha

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

Because they claim to not care but clearly care enough to comment, negating their lack of caring

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

How does commenting show they care

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

When you comment you clearly care. If you don’t care you’d continue to scroll. Why take the time if you don’t care?

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

The five seconds it takes to comment that you don't care because some bs ended up on your feed is insignificant

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

Just odd to claim you don’t care get out in effort to prove that, see what normal people do when they don’t care is ✨scroll✨

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 3w

I guess

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 3w

you are so mad this is so funny to read

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Anonymous replying to -> #64 3w

I'm absolutely seething. Almost combusted

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Anonymous replying to -> #65 3w

It's almost like fictional things are fictional

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Anonymous replying to -> #65 3w

No, she pretended to fuck two dudes in a movie with an on-site intimacy scene coordinator, just like most American movie sex scenes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #60 3w

Holy shit ur right. It’s not in the main universe/in a different timeline but ur right 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #52 3w

mfs are just mad you know about the Spider-Man radioactive nut and they don’t

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