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Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, Page Six reports.
4375 upvotes, 128 comments. Sidechat image post by popbase. "Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, Page Six reports."
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Anonymous 8w

BABY GAGA????

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Anonymous 8w

i wonder what its first word will be….

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six reports is such a weird name for a baby.

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Anonymous 8w

Yeah it’s probably gay

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Anonymous 8w

Oh well that’s pretty cool. His mom would be a helluva piano teacher to have growing up.

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six reports is a horrible baby name

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Anonymous 8w

When was she pregnant

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Anonymous 8w

Big day for Polish men

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Anonymous 8w

That’s a stupid name for a kid

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Anonymous 8w

i am so happy i love her sm

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Anonymous 8w

Omg a little monster šŸ’…

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Anonymous 8w

Is that like prefix, name, middle name or just one first name?

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Anonymous 8w

Who names a kid Page Six

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Anonymous 8w

shes a staunch israel supporter, why do we gaf

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Anonymous 8w

That tiktok audio is real now

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Anonymous 8w

awh yay gaga had a googooā˜ŗļø

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six reports is a dumb name for a baby, I think

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Anonymous 8w

GOO GOO GAGA

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Anonymous 8w

She’s in love with Israel

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Anonymous 8w

That’s a beautiful name for a child

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six Reports is a terrible name for a baby

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Anonymous 8w

Lady Gaga and googoo Gaga

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Anonymous 8w

what a shitty name for a baby bru

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Anonymous 8w

Who the hell would name a child Page Six Reports

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Anonymous 8w

I’ve seen enough. Welcome back Tim curry

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Anonymous 8w

ā€œPage Six reportsā€ is an odd name choice

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Anonymous 8w

Lady and Michael Gaga*

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Anonymous 8w

ā€œPage Six Reportsā€ is a horrible name

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Anonymous 7w

i want everybody to know that she has ties with israel

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Anonymous 8w

I thought they named it Page Six reports 😭

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Anonymous 8w

Mother is in fact mothering

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six is an awful name

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six reports is a weird name for a baby

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Anonymous 8w

Thats gay

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Anonymous 8w

LADY GAGA IS MARRIED TO A MAN??

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Anonymous 8w

LADY MOTHER!!?!?

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Anonymous 8w

RADIO GAGA RADIO GOOGOO

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Anonymous 8w

Yess

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Anonymous 8w

strange name ā€œpage six reportsā€ but super happy for them anyways

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Anonymous 8w

why would they name it Page six reports??

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Anonymous 8w

YESSS BABY GAGA

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Anonymous 8w

What an awful name for a child.

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Anonymous 8w

Kirk

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Anonymous 8w

He Googooed GaGa

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Anonymous 8w

Weird name for a kid.

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Anonymous 8w

that means...polansky you dog

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Anonymous 8w

Gugu Gaga

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Anonymous 8w

Ok

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Anonymous 8w

They are so cute together

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Anonymous 8w

Gaga has a goo goo

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Anonymous 8w

Interesting name for a child

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Anonymous 7w

When did she get pregnant and give birth? Genuinely didn’t notice

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Anonymous 8w

that’s a terrible name for a child

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Anonymous 8w

Id tap that

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Anonymous 8w

"You are strong. You are brave. You are confident, and I f*ing love you, Israel!" - Lady Gaga (2014 at her performance in Tel Aviv after the 50 day war).

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Anonymous 8w

get a job

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Anonymous 8w

Who gives a fuck

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Anonymous 8w

Page Six reports ain’t the baby’s name. It’s a news article (just a heads up)

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Anonymous 8w

She’s a Zionist pos

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Anonymous 8w

oh my god nobody with any value gives a shit

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Anonymous 8w

Why are people still having kids like hello?

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Anonymous 8w

Looking for any loyal and submissive slave ā¤ļø

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

Hell yeah

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

Mamamama

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

probably israel

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Anonymous 8w

Got me dead

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 8w

I wish i was high on potenuse

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 8w

Beat ya to it lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 8w

LMFAOOAOA we must’ve been typing it at the same time

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

LADY MAMA?!?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

*Their mom. I know nothing of the child other than their future existence.

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Anonymous 8w

No because the third line was cut off so I literally thought this for a second

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

ppp poker face

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 8w

I think so. 🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

LADY BABY???

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

GOOGOO GAGA???

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 8w

I’m assuming they have a surrogate, but now I need to investigate

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Anonymous 8w

Yeah I have and it’s a very dumb and out of style one

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

WE ALL WOULD LIVEEEEEEE

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 8w

Look out, we got the fun police over here

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Anonymous replying to -> #34 8w

Damn guess that one was a lil too easy

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Anonymous 8w

Oh lighten up you chode

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

yk you were a kid once

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

watch it be fucking googoo instead of gaga

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 8w

#7 beat ya to it šŸ˜‚

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 8w

Why would they need a surrogate?

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

because they fucking want to?

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Anonymous replying to -> #40 8w

I’m not criticizing children I’m criticizing the people that choose to have them

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

Have you seen the state of our world like what

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

there are worse evils than a fucking baby dude chill

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

I’m very chill and this was also my entire point so thank you

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

least braindead individual on yikyak

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

Help are you making fun of me or being serious

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

if you need someone to tell you whether they’re making fun of you or not, they’re probably making fun of you

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

I’m sorry you can’t be calling me brain dead likeee

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

mm but I can, esp when you make some dipshit take like that

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

Look at our planet

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

look at the data centers???? there are bigger fish to fry than whether people have kids or not.

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 8w

Listen my entire point is that it’s a bad idea to introduce another person into a world as bad as ours is right now. Im saying this because it hurts to think about what it will look like in coming years. And also if you wanna have kids I can’t stop you so dw

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 8w

she has fibromyalgia and hurt her hip really badly in 2011 so i’d imagine it would be very painful to carry a baby/give birth

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Anonymous 8w

I think we would be better off with a smaller population. Our planet can’t sustain the amount of people on it right now.

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Anonymous replying to -> #62 8w

yet your miserable self took the time to type out a response!

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Anonymous replying to -> #61 8w

You defend these celebrities like they’re your god. I promise you, they would see you dead for extra profit. They are scum of the earth

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Anonymous replying to -> #62 8w

i have never followed nor will ever follow lady gaga, just like many other celebrities. i think it’s comical you’re bothered enough by one post that you feel the need to spread hate. it’s weird. learn to mind your own business bc the way you’re acting is soooo icky n gross ā¤ļø

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Anonymous 8w

No, you dm me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

raaaa raaa ah ah ahhh

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8w

it 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #74 8w

I wouldn’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 8w

😭😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #86 8w

This is their job

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

So you’re criticizing your parents

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8w

More like goo goo gaga… no? I’ll see myself out šŸšŖšŸš¶ā€ā™€ļø

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 8w

Why would they?? Have you seen what child birth does to the body?? If I ever decide I want kids, there’s no way in hell I’m going thru pregnancy and birth lmao šŸ’€

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Anonymous 8w

Yall must not realize how overpopulated the earth already is. We need less people bringing more children into the world and more people adopting if they want families. Millions of children already need homes as is.

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 8w

You’re literally not wrong and the downvotes tell me enough people aren’t realizing the true nature of our problems on earth to do with overpopulation.😭No one’s shaming people for having children but more people should be thinking deeper about what’s actually going on and what we could do to fix it. If I want kids, I’m adopting 1000%.

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 8w

Please say sikešŸ˜‘

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Anonymous replying to -> #93 8w

darn i wish i said smth like that first

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Anonymous replying to -> #93 8w
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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

if there were 1000 people…

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Anonymous replying to -> #93 8w

I mean, our body is literally designed to carry a child unless you have serious health problems it shouldn’t be an issue, and do proper research on how to have an easy and healthy pregnancy. There’s lots of good things to do to prep your body and keep your child healthy. But to each their own! I’m not judging you just cause I want to carry my own baby! I think adoption is really important these days as well and i definitely consider adoption as well!

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 8w

Bruh I was literally high out of my mind and didn’t see that šŸ˜­šŸ’”

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 8w

I do understand that but screaming and crying in pain as you push out a baby is a hard no for me no matter which way you spin it. Not even an epidural or being put tf to sleep sounds good enough to me. We not designed good enough šŸ’€

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Anonymous replying to -> #93 8w

Idk, haven't you had a really massive shit that hurt coming out but you end up feeling so good after? I can imagine having a baby might feel something like that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #86 8w

Get a life

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Anonymous replying to -> #82 8w

Was Supreme Overlord Master Benjamin Netanyahu in charge back in 2014?

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Anonymous replying to -> #97 8w

yeah since 2009, also 96-99

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 8w

Oh wow, career politician... in power close to 2 decades..... might need to be Luigi'd to fix things

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Anonymous replying to -> sea_leafy_green18 7w

u know there’s better websites for this

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