Wait that means we can make them GAYYYY

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Mario getting friend zoned which is why she on the dl with bowser 😞🤘

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The gayest thing to happen to a straight couple

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Literally what asexual friendships are like

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she literally rejects Bowser AND Mario at the end of Odyssey. like it was very clear she didn’t want that with Mario. I thought we been knew this

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Peach x Daisy friends to lovers 100k words

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another loss for my short kings

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didn’t she literally friendzone mario in both odyssey and luigi’s mansion 3

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Meanwhile Bowser n Peach b like

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Didnt Mario help her get with the Caterpillar Prince?

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I’d rather have Bowser’s dick tbh

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lies

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😭what is the purpose of this genuinely. r luigi & daisy just "good friends" now too??? WHAT IS THE POINT IN SAYING THIS NINTENDO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

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This makes nintendo officially a fan of kissing your homies

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PEACH AND DAISY ARE GIRLFRIENDS

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A win against amatonormativity

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And historians will call them ✨best friends✨

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So does this mean that Mario is dating Pauline? Or are they just friends, too?

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He better go back to Pauline🤦🏾‍♂️

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Who said they're a couple? If they were a couple she wouldn't just be kissing him on the nose

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WAIT PRINCESS PEACH AND BOWSER!

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Nah no way they cucked Mario like that

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I mean she rejected him in odyssey so like that’s kinda obvious

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As long as Birdo ends up with Yoshi everything will be fine 🙂

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Meanwhile: Daisy doesn’t let Luigi pull out

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Mario is really really into her but she won’t let him hit. Peach and daisy have hooked up though and it lowkey makes Mario feel like a cuck but he’s also fetishizing them. Mario is too nervous to tell her how he feels. He’s like “ I don’t wanna ruin the friendship “

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War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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Luigi and Peach are a couple and Rosalina is their daughter. Mario and Daisy are a couple

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I’m just here for the ride lmfao

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STFUUU

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Now SUPER Mario on the other hand…

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FRIENDS but only gets saved. Isn’t that called a damsel in distress

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Nah let’s be honest Mario destroying ts

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Taking a page out of SEGA’s book ig??

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Bowling for Soup called it in 2023!

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Uh. Duh? Luigi is the one who actually gets girls. He’s a sweetie.

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It’s like how Hello Kitty people say she’s a human

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Does that mean we can ship mario and luigi now

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Wokeness keeps ruining everything.

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