Mario getting friend zoned which is why she on the dl with bowser 😞🤘
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Anonymous67w
The gayest thing to happen to a straight couple
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Anonymous67w
Literally what asexual friendships are like
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Anonymous67w
she literally rejects Bowser AND Mario at the end of Odyssey. like it was very clear she didn’t want that with Mario. I thought we been knew this
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Anonymous67w
Peach x Daisy friends to lovers 100k words
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Anonymous67w
another loss for my short kings
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Anonymous67w
didn’t she literally friendzone mario in both odyssey and luigi’s mansion 3
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Anonymous67w
Meanwhile Bowser n Peach b like
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Anonymous67w
Didnt Mario help her get with the Caterpillar Prince?
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Anonymous67w
I’d rather have Bowser’s dick tbh
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Anonymous67w
lies
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Anonymous67w
😭what is the purpose of this genuinely. r luigi & daisy just "good friends" now too??? WHAT IS THE POINT IN SAYING THIS NINTENDO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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Anonymous67w
This makes nintendo officially a fan of kissing your homies
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Anonymous67w
PEACH AND DAISY ARE GIRLFRIENDS
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Anonymous67w
A win against amatonormativity
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Anonymous67w
And historians will call them ✨best friends✨
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Anonymous67w
So does this mean that Mario is dating Pauline? Or are they just friends, too?
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Anonymous67w
He better go back to Pauline🤦🏾♂️
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Anonymous67w
Who said they're a couple? If they were a couple she wouldn't just be kissing him on the nose
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Anonymous67w
WAIT PRINCESS PEACH AND BOWSER!
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Anonymous67w
Nah no way they cucked Mario like that
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Anonymous67w
I mean she rejected him in odyssey so like that’s kinda obvious
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Anonymous67w
As long as Birdo ends up with Yoshi everything will be fine 🙂
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Anonymous67w
Meanwhile: Daisy doesn’t let Luigi pull out
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Anonymous67w
Mario is really really into her but she won’t let him hit. Peach and daisy have hooked up though and it lowkey makes Mario feel like a cuck but he’s also fetishizing them. Mario is too nervous to tell her how he feels. He’s like “ I don’t wanna ruin the friendship “
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Anonymous67w
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength
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Anonymous67w
Luigi and Peach are a couple and Rosalina is their daughter. Mario and Daisy are a couple
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Anonymous67w
I’m just here for the ride lmfao
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Anonymous67w
STFUUU
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Anonymous67w
Now SUPER Mario on the other hand…
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Anonymous67w
FRIENDS but only gets saved. Isn’t that called a damsel in distress
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Anonymous67w
Nah let’s be honest Mario destroying ts
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Anonymous67w
Taking a page out of SEGA’s book ig??
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Anonymous67w
Bowling for Soup called it in 2023!
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Anonymous67w
Uh. Duh? Luigi is the one who actually gets girls. He’s a sweetie.
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Anonymous67w
It’s like how Hello Kitty people say she’s a human
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Anonymous67w
Does that mean we can ship mario and luigi now
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Anonymous67w
Wokeness keeps ruining everything.
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Anonymous#1767w
bro mario’s been in the friendzone for 8 years let it go
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Anonymous#1367w
NEVER😤😤😤😤😤😤
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Anonymous#1867w
MARIO AND LUIGI ARE BROTHERS
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Anonymous#1967w
Y E S
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Anonymous#1967w
Look how fuckable this guy is
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Anonymous67w
Mario got a tic tac dick
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Anonymous#1267w
That's why he be eating them mushrooms it's viagra for Italians
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Anonymousireallylikepancakes67w
it’s crazy cuz he’s literally naked all the time
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Anonymous67w
Idc how big or dangerous it is for me, I’m taking it.
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Anonymousireallylikepancakes67w
Bowser is my hear me out
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Anonymous#1267w
He’s one in a long list of mine.
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Anonymous#2667w
Was looking for this
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Anonymous#3167w
Would
I’m sorry…
Wou-
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Anonymous#3167w
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Anonymousireallylikepancakes67w
Oh I know you love ramattra from Overwatch… if so same
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Anonymous#2167w
😭😭😭🤣
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Anonymous#2667w
I used to think they were sisters
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Anonymous#3267w
Cry about it
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Anonymous#3267w
“Woke is when women don’t have sex they don’t want to have.”
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Anonymous#1467w
Luigi Taller + Gets more girls + Not friendzoned + Kinder + Less egotistical. Hyper common luigi W
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Anonymous#3767w
Amen
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Anonymous#3767w
how is luigi kinder?
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Anonymous#3267w
Tell me u skip the lore and cutscenes without telling me
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Anonymous#1967w
hes a grower not a shower !! :)
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Anonymous#1467w
She also rejects Bowser in the new Mario movie
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Anonymous#1467w
“We been knew this”
Ew. Just ew.
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Anonymous#5367w
10/10 ragebait
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Anonymous#867w
There’s not a person alive whose life was improved by the knowledge that Mario calls his dick “The Caterpillar Prince”
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Anonymousthe_9billion_memes_of_god67w
I’m talking about the old Super Mario Bros show, what are on to think thats what I meant?
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Anonymous#167w
Wtf did I miss for this sudden rainbow coding
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Anonymous#5567w
LMFAO
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Anonymous#3267w
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Anonymous#5767w
He’s Italian. The nose is basically a second wiener for us
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Anonymous#1467w
53's just got a thing against AAVE I guess, they probably call it ebonics 💀
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Anonymous#2167w
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Anonymous#5967w
Is this your fan fiction?
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Anonymous#167w
peach and daisy have been married wym🤨🤭
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Anonymous#6267w
Nah Luigi and her and 100 percent going steady
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Anonymous#667w
Bro she kisses him multiple times😭
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Anonymous#6367w
Did I stutter
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Anonymous#3367w
Nah that’s called one-sided as fuck 😂😂
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Anonymous#3367w
Absolutely, and thats why if u were my friend and got kidnapped, I wouldn’t do a damn thing.